i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
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whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*
I feel like January is testing to see if we really grew as much as we thought we did last yr
being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u
like having someone touch your hand with the tips of their fingers shouldn’t feel like So Much it shouldn’t feel like your whole body is going into anaphylactic shock but here we are. here we are.
ok 2 many of u relate
Someone gave me a compliment and reached out and squeezed my hand and I fell in love and couldn’t speak for several minutes
a girl once kissed the side of my head because she was excited and i felt so wonderfully human in that moment i think about it all the time
top reasons to get married
- Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
- love i guess
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